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Written by Brianh
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Thursday, 26 March 2009 20:47 |
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Morning briefing:
The commanding officer of a regiment in the Army was about to start the
morning briefing to his staff, battalion and company commanders. While
waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the colonel decided to
pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he
failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was 'work' and how much of it
was 'pleasure?'
The regimental Adjutant said it was 75 work to 25% pleasure
A captain said it was 50-50%.
The colonel's RSM responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending on
his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the private who was in
charge of making the coffee. The colonel asked what was his opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young Private soldier responded, "Sir, it has to
be 100% pleasure."
The colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, "if there was any work involved, the officers would have me
doing it for them."
The room fell silent !!. |
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New European English to be introduced in 2009 |
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Written by Dave Lever
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Thursday, 25 December 2008 22:08 |
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I think that you will be interested to learn that the European Union Commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
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Written by Dave Lever
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Friday, 19 December 2008 22:44 |
DEFENCE BULLYING REPORT - RAF Worst of the Three Services
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MISSING ROYAL NAVY LIFE ? |
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Written by Dave Lever
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Friday, 19 December 2008 22:27 |
MISSING ROYAL NAVY LIFE ?
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